SIBERIAN HUSKY EXTRAORDINAIRE
Part wolf. Part cloud. 100% legendary. The fluffiest good boy to ever grace the Pacific Northwest with his majestic presence.
Built-in snowshoes. Can traverse any terrain. Absolutely adorable when he runs. Scientists are still studying their magnificence.
Will talk back. Will argue about bedtime. Will dramatically sigh when dinner is 30 seconds late. No regrets.
The moment a single snowflake falls, Billy transcends to his final form. Unstoppable. Uncontainable. Absolute chaos.
Grammy-pending howls. Can harmonize with any siren. Will serenade the neighborhood at dawn. You're welcome.
0 to 35 mph in approximately 0.3 seconds. Corners? Optional. Furniture? Merely suggestions. Speed is life.